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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

For those of you who understand computer language, you might appreciate this spoof on “Installing a Husband”  (The original author is unknown.) ENJOY!

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

So here’s the response:

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Best to you,
Tech Support


Have a blessed and great week ahead myFriends!!

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COMMENTS
  • moji

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    Creativity.

    April 7, 2015
    • Comfort

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      Hahahaha. ..I love it!…thanks.

      April 7, 2015
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  • yveuno

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    This is great read… and it is funny but with lots of message

    April 7, 2015
  • Stella

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    Lol, u really made my day with this write up. Thanks

    April 7, 2015
  • Nchelem Ogbonda

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    Lol… Very nice, let’s try this best virus protection called prayer 00.1 it protects against bugs and bad viruses to help the new and old programmes you just installed run perfectly….

    April 7, 2015
  • Vyckye

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    Still laughing at the ‘Entertainment Package’.

    April 7, 2015
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